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I was sleeping so good, then that weird alarm went off on my cell phone, next to the bed, and I thought it was a tornado warning, after that bad lightning storm yesterday, that came out of the blue, but no, it was an Amber Alert, a child kidnapping. A little black boy, three years old, 30 pounds, with his hair in cornrows, wearing a green and yellow teenage mutant ninja turtle t-shirt, out of Miami. His name is Oliver Williams, last seen with an unknown black male. I hope they can locate him, and that he is unharmed. He is cute in his photo. The alarm sounded off at 5:54 this morning.

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